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.Auditions. by ~OIEA4
Real Life plus Twilight Bella: I think she's gone.Real Life plus Twilight by ~Lights-Sin
Jacob: HOLY CHEESE!
Bella: What?
Jacob: LOOK!
Bella: -looks- OHMYGOD EDWARD! LOOK! A SEA! WE COULD TAKE A BOAT AND JUST GO SWOOPT! RIGHT OVER IT AND BE FREE!
Edward: FREE? FREE AT LAST!
Jacob: Guys…One problem.
Edward and Bella: WHAT?
Jacob: There's no boat.
Edward: No…Boat?
Jacob: No boat. –shakes head-
Edward: I'LL SWIM!
Bella: I CAN'T SWIM!
Edward: WHY CAN'T YOU SWIM?
Bella: I NEVER LEARNED!
Edward: -curses-
Bella: Edward!
Jacob: Haha. Edward got in trouble. –SHMILE-
Bella: Jacob…
Edward: Haha. Jacob got in trouble. –SHMILE-
Bella: -shakes head- Now then
Edward's Big "Surprise" "STOP Please have mercy" Edward hissedEdward's Big "Surprise" by ~SaiBlackrose
I giggled this seemed like only a fitting punishment after my b-day party disaster.
"Not on your life Edward am i going to give you mercy on this day." I was laughing and so was Emmett, who was the current evil genius who thought this up.
I stood in the middle of the Cullen's living room waiting for Edward to stop whining so we could get to where we were going.
"Emmett as my favorite brother...i beg you to reconsider...Haven't i always been a good brother." Edward was pleading and i had to admit it was hilariously funny i was about to bust a gut.
"I'm only your favorite brother because
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Ѽ Being Human. Ѽ
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Ѽ Being Human. Ѽ
[ Sorry for my english
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Ѽ Being Human. Ѽ
[ Sorry for my english
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I don't mind arguing with myself but its when I lose that troubles me